At first, I was thinking of making it a cooking blog entitled "Ghetto Cooking With Phil: College Cuisine" in which I would share my recipes to make delicious and cheap meals. Okay, some of them are kind of revolting, but all very interested. For example: "Dog Food", which is a mix of assorted random meats, stovetop stuffing, and mac n' cheese. It gets it's name from the texture and look, and maybe just a little bit of the taste. The same recipe can be balled up , dipped in egg and flour, and deep fried (and possibly wrapped in bacon, I haven't decided yet) But then I came to the realization that releasing these recipes to the masses may cause a sudden increase in the amount of heart attacks worldwide, and I don't want to deal with any lawsuits.
Then I thought, "you know what? I should make a blog about robots, because robots are freakin' badass. Maybe Ninja's too. Or... Holy shit! Ninja Robots!" But then I realized there's only so much I can write about Ninja Robots. I don't want a redundant blog that just reminds the reader that Ninja Robots are way cooler than their pathetic little life.
Next on my blogulous train of thought was a video game blog. I play a lot of games so I thought, hey, maybe I can write about them and give little reviews and have cheat codes and all that cool shit. Then I realized that ign.com pretty much has me beat on that section and that trying to make a popular blog based on that criteria would be worthless.
Then I was like "holy shit dude, I can just like, find cool links on the internets and like... post them and write some funny shit". And this was a great idea for about 2 minutes until I realized that pretty much everybody is doing that. So I thought... How about I 1-up those assholes and just post links to peoples blogs of them posting links. Take that! Wait... that just gets their blog more readers. Fuckers. They think they're so clever.
It was about this point that I thought to myself "Fuck It" and came to the conclusion that I am going to make a blog with all of the above mentioned things along with a boatload unnecessary foul language and maybe some poorly drawn pictures of boobs done in MS Paint.
And so it begins...
