Steve Jobs is an Asshole

I don't know where people get off saying that Microsoft is some big evil corporation, and that Apple is the fun and friendly one. It is the complete opposite. Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple computers is a total dickwad, and for many reasons.


The iPhone has been out for quite a while now, and everybody thinks it's the coolest thing on the planet and than you need to get one in order to be a person, or a hipster, or productive, or whatever it is that you think you'll be if you get an iPhone. But it's the most restrictive piece of hardware on the market. First of all, you HAVE to sign up for AT&T and let them rape you with their ludicrous prices for data plans. What kind of bullshit is that? Wasn't it Apple that sued Microsoft for having a monopoly because Office was only available for PC's? Maybe Apple should sue AT&T also because it's the only phone company that the iPhone is available for. Second, the iPhone refuses to support Flash. If you don't know what flash is, you should probably get off the internet right now and go back to pushing that hoop down your dirt path. Not only do they not support Flash, but Apple actually restricted use of an Adobe application that converts flash into something that works for the iPhone. This is a real dick move because Adobe is the only reason that Apple is still selling computers. If I was Adobe, I would fight fire with fire and stop make the Creative Suite software for Macs. Apple would be totally fucked. Creative Suite is the only reason Apple computers sell. If they didn't have CS, they would be the most overpriced and completely useless pieces of machinery on the market. Atually, they already are. You can get a PC that runs CS4 just fine for way way way cheaper than the cheapest Apple computer available.

Next, lets discuss Apples smear campaigns. Have you seen the "I'm and Apple, and I'm a PC commercials"? All they do is take cheap jabs at PC computers. Have you seen Microsoft commercials? They ADVERTISE THEIR PRODUCT. It's like the only way that Apple can advertise is by putting down the other company. That's a real dick move. If there was a presidential campaign, and one of the candidates spent all of his time saying why you SHOULDN'T vote for the other person, as opposed to speaking about why you SHOULD vote for them, they most definitely would not get elected.

Now lets speak about the iPad. This hunk of junk is nothing but an iPod touch with a big screen. Sure, it looks pretty, but lets look at some dick moves that Steve Jobs made while designing this product. No USB ports. Why is this a dick move? Well, if there were USB ports, you could probably buy a simple $3 USB to USB cable to transfer power and data to your iPad. Why would Apple not want this? Because if you could do that with a simple USB cable, then Apple wouldn't be able to rape you with their highly overpriced Apple iPod Charger/Data cable. Next to that, the iPad lacks simple features such as a camera, which is already available in all of their other products. Why did they do this? Because they know that people will buy the iPad anyway because it's a trendy piece of shit. And then in a year when they release version 2 of the iPad, it WILL have a camera, and every dumb shit that bought the first model, will then rush to the store and buy the new model. It's manipulative and fucked up.

Next lets move on to what is big in the news right now. Some retard at Apple brought out his new, unreleased 4th gen iPhone and got drunk and left it at a bar. Some person found this, decided it could be of use to gizmodo.com , and sold it to them. Now Apple is suing gizmodo for THEFT OF PROPERTY. Okay. It was not fucking stolen. I'm talking to you Apple. YOUR retarded employee decided to take the new phone out of the office, and left it at a fucking bar. Do you know who should be in deep shit? The fucking asshole that left it at the bar, not the person that found it. And why would you be suing gizmodo? All they did was PROMOTE the product. They created hype for the new phone, they got people excited, and you are going to sue them? Assssshoooooles! On top of this, the guy at gizmodo that made the review has had his computers seized by police. What the fuck Steve Jobs? It's not this guys fault that you fucked up. He was just doing his job and reporting on the newest technology. Shit, he did Apple a favor by promoting the new product and saying that it's awesome. God damn. The phone has since been recovered, and Apple still pushes on in this legal battle. It's not like they said "oh hey, we need that back" and then took it and ended the whole ordeal. Steve Jobs decided to go the extra mile and make this poor bloggers life a living hell. What a dick!

I'm getting really frustrated at this point talking about how much Steve Jobs sucks. I really can't wait for him to die. At least Bill Gates looked like the kind big hearted geeky dude. If you ask me Steve Jobs looks like a serial rapist, and I would never ever let him into my house. Ugh, I can't write about this anymore, I'm going to have an aneurysm.

Fuck you Steve Jobs, you're a fucking Asshole.