MS Paint Off

Okay blog readers, we're doing this one again. Apparently the last MS Paint contest was too difficult for you guys so I'm going to make it more simple. You know the rules. You have to draw a picture of the word of the week, you send them in to ImBlogginOutMan@gmail.com , the judges panel picks a winner, and the winner gets something that they probably don't want. I'm thinking of making the prize of this contest a swift kick in the junk. And if you don't have "junk" because you're a chick, then I will be happy to headbutt you in the ovaries, as Maddox has suggested that I do for years. And if you live far away, I will mail you my shoe so that you can kick yourself in the junk with it. So lets get down to the dirty. The object that you will be drawing this week is:

Sweaty Dwarfs.

And no, I'm not talking World of Warcraft dwarfs (which according to my web browser is the correct spelling, not Dwarves). I'm talking about those funny looking little fuckers that you see on the bus from time to time. Make sure you know a few things though. First, dwarfs are NOT midgets. Midgets are proportional, and dwarfs are not. I find this way funnier. If you're one of those people who is going to give me a hard time for being inconsiderate of other peoples feeling then you can go fuck yourself cause I am inconsiderate of your feelings. Also, if you have the balls to tell me that and then you go home and watch people get hit in the nuts on Funniest Home Videos and laugh at that, then you my friend, laugh at other peoples pain and suffering. And that makes you a hypocrite.

Now the magic of this assignment is I leave it up to you to demonstrate how the dwarfs became sweaty. They may have just played basketball (which they probably weren't all too good at), they may have just ran a marathon, or maybe they just gang raped a gorilla. It's really up to you, be creative. And lets not have a replay of the last contest (fuckers).

Love peace and chicken grease.